I could fall asleep listening to him tell me all about why I should use the pre-wash function on the dishwasher.

Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.

Guys, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.

Anyone can make mordants and adjuncts, which are metallic salts.

A mordant is applied before the dye while an adjunct is applied after, and can drastically change the colour.

You just have to toss some raw steel wool into a jar of vinegar (I use cleaning vinegar because it’s twice as strong as food-vinegar.) Or old copper bits (I use broken speaker wire I get for free from the second hand store.) If you suspend the copper over the vinegar in a jar and leave it in a warm place, it will develop verdigris which you can use as a pigment on its own.

There’s still time to prank order a pizza to his haunted magical island.

Just wanna say I’ve been following Sandy across all my accounts. These genuinely bringe me joy, so thank you.