Jeez, how high-class are your hookers?

Fuckin’ A, man.

I’ve found being alone with snacks only costs about ten bucks

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Wah-hoo!

Thanks

What’s a Paizo?

Don’t you mean House of Leaves?

Dick Bich?

Gagh!

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre.

He gives it to her.

(Raw and wriggling?)

I appreciate the sentiment, but I tend to like darkish humor with a clever turn of phrase. It makes me smile, and there’s comfort in commiseration.

Also, perhaps you shouldn’t be looking for positivity in a community called a boring dystopia

Have you ever tried multithreading?

SatansMouthfulOfGirlFart

I live in a city on top of a swamp

Sponge Bob Square Pants?

Welcome to this /c/ommunity

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Not nearly that far forward in the mouth

Yes, a certain definitiveness that starts with an “L” sound.