Deestan@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up137
arrow-up137message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agomessage-square3fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up10message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square10fedilink
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agoSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayjimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agoSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · edit-21 year agoSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · edit-21 year agomessage-square2fedilink
GAMER@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT When picking friends, ask them what pants size they wear. If you ever shit your pants; you can swap pants with them. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT When picking friends, ask them what pants size they wear. If you ever shit your pants; you can swap pants with them. GAMER@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT If you say "we're not counting calories today" out loud before eating, your body will respect it and not count them either.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT If you say "we're not counting calories today" out loud before eating, your body will respect it and not count them either.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink