When bored I am on Lemmy, mastodon and reddit and alternate between. Or I read books. Currently reading the Hobbit.

Yes, reporting for duty. Catching up on text messages is my pastime.

i’m on the shitter and unemployed, so sort of

unemployed and not on the shitter so im zero for two. Im a purist and believe in really experiencing the shit.

I was an hour ago, but now I’m back at my desk scrolling through Lemmy and Mastodon while following cycling (Volta ao Algarve) on my laptop. Social media manager sure is one hell of a job. I think I’ll get another coffee

I’m not, but I support your paid dump 🫡

This

I work from home, but I cherish my paid shits. Otherwise for 95% of the work day, I’ve lately been in bed watching a Dark Souls Remastered playthrough. I get up occasionally to do some work. If you sort my department’s work load by quantity, I’m consistently the highest performer, with the lowest performer often doing 20-30% of what I do.

I have no fucking clue what this person does all day, especially in the office. When I review their work, it’s shit. They’re barely literate (English is their first language.) It’s embarrassing.

At work? My go-to activity is to get the Hell out of the toilet as quickly as possible.

I hate squat toilets, see.