This guy moved from Florida to northern Arizona (where you turn to go to the Grand Canyon) and opened the Poozeum where you can see the entire collection. Poozeum.com

10/10, would recommend if you’re in the area. Realistically, its a fossilized poop collection with a gift shop in the middle, but that means hilarious poop-themed things for sale. There’s nothing not to love.

The Guinness van comes screeching to a halt!

I think you might be taking shitposting too literally.