Potash for quota I need. But no potash have I. However, tungsten I have. Is anyone I can I trade tungsten for potash?

Wood science, I suppose.

Your hair is the roof of your mouth.

My bugbear with Mc’D’s is how they now always ask you if you are using their damned app.

I know I shouldn’t, and that they’re just teenagers reading from a script. But I just can’t help myself. Whenever they ask if I’ll be using the app, I flippantly reply, “nah, I don’t want Ronald reading my email.”

“Look at the racist things I saw down at the Klan rally!”

No shit. Why are you sharing it?

I suggest relocating the Greeks to Iceland and the Icelanders to Greece.