The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoYou're only as dead as you feellemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1557cross-posted to: askfuneraldirectors@lemmy.world
arrow-up1557imageYou're only as dead as you feellemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square16fedilinkcross-posted to: askfuneraldirectors@lemmy.world
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·6 months agoBut you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.
minus-squarePromethiel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoDon’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly… But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.
But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.
Don’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly…
But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.
“Filtered Promethiel”