The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agoWow, they're a paleo-veterinarian too!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1413
arrow-up1413imageWow, they're a paleo-veterinarian too!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68·6 months agoNo bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-26 months agoAll dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoNo internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification. There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoThis is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months agoAfter all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoNext you’ll try telling me there’s fake plastic trees. With fake plastic watering cans.
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoYes. It’s fakeception all the way.
No bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
All dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
Their only regret.
No internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification.
There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
This is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
After all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
Next you’ll try telling me there’s fake plastic trees. With fake plastic watering cans.
Yes. It’s fakeception all the way.
Wolfmans got nards!