• HumanPenguin@feddit.uk
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    19 days ago

    First remember pubs do not exist. They are entirely fictional. They were created to confuse potential invaders during the 2nd World War.

    Basically pubs are public toilets containing the most dangerous people in the UK. Improv actors. Designed to confuse the shit out of foreign agents.