That is a horse.
Verbatim what I said out loud
I said what you said verbatim out loud after I also spoke aloud the top comment, wild
A Great Dane was the only dog that ever gave me a fight or flight response. When I was about 13 years old I visited my aunt & uncle and they were dogsitting a massive Great Dane. When I opened their door he was staring at me at eye level and I thought I was about to die, full adrenaline dump, the whole works. Then he started slobbering all over me and we became friends.
Nice horse. I’m sorry it’s a what?
If he gets excited his tail would knock things off counters and tables.
Big dog or small house?
Bet the house shakes when that one barks.
I hope that doggo is well trained, otherwise that jar of peanut butter is doomed.
“Welcome to my kitchen. Why are you here?”
When got dogs years ago I never wanted anything I couldn’t pick up on my own in an emergency. That dog looks like a team lift situation.
Why pick him up? You could probably hop on and ride away in case of an emergency.
Man, how do you keep him from just casually eating everything on the counter? I’m looking at that hat Skippy jar in the background lol.
Tiny-penis Truck (Doggy Edition)
Tiny home are adorable
This 100% not real. The shadow of the front left paw ends abruptly.
Why wouldn’t this be real? There are Great Danes this size.
Have you ever seen a great Dane in person? They’re fucking huge.