goat herder my ass, wizard
You know who also owns dark clothes, goats and a pointy hat?
Esmeralda “Granny” Weatherwax!
Coincidence? I think not!
Not enough hobnails on those boots, but I had the same idea!
Yes, Granny would be stumped by the lack of good hard boots, but she’s also all about practicality and those sneakers look well worn, and practical for the climate. Also there’s good, hard rock underfoot, you can grow good witches on hard rock.
I bet she has a side-quest.
So you’re telling me this is not a level 12 arch-wizard?
Are you a virgin and 40+?
No. Yes.
Then you are no level 12 arch-wizard.
Correct. And I don’t have one of those fancy hats either.
Not having one of those hats is what’s doing it for the most part. Probably.
So only half wizard.
I love that she’s dressed in this ominous witch-like outfit and then she’s also just like wearing sneakers.
I vote more occupations have wizard robes as their official uniform.
maybe stop wearing black clothing, you traffic cone ninja
wow what a fascinatingly stupid article. they wear black because its thicker fabric.
It’s a shitty ai article, but that’s not what it says.
I think once the temperature is higher than body temperature you want something that radiates the maximum amount of heat. But I’ve seen studies that seem to imply it doesn’t matter which color you wear.
My blackmage glam:
If it works im curious why only female herders use it. Are the male herders like super chad. What! to hot for you. gotta wear the girls hat. Its not even hot today. Its like only 103.
Probably because male herders don’t have to wear all black, or cover their entire face.
geez. I did not even notice that. crazy.
Goats, you shall not pass!
You shall not pass (out due to a heat stroke)!
That is clearly a Goat Wizard.
if I see this woman in a desert at night I am directly running backwards
I’d love a nice capretto sand witch, light on the mustard.
But does she weigh more than a duck?
