I hate that people don’t recognize the depth of what intelligence can be. You alluded to athletic intelligence, but there’s so many more. Emotional intelligence is a big buzzword, but just being a kind person is a reflection of that type.

Some of the most insufferable people I’ve ever met are “smart” but holy shit would I prefer to spend my time with someone else.

I don’t think there is a great way to quantify intelligence, but IQ and MENSA ain’t it. And chess is just boring. I’m not good at it because I don’t want to be.

Played games for 16 hours while getting drunk. It was awesome.

Humble brags are the best flex.

Oh dregs.

Stop, you’re going to summon sonichu!

“Let’s go to Starbucks.”

“We don’t have time for that!”

Just him mentioning his husband would be political to some people, which is the point.

Based on OPs willingness to admit that other people fighting for their very basic human rights as annoying, I’ll answer for them and say yes.

“Protest is still allowed… If we approve it.”

“Hey Google, call my other boyfriend.”

You’re welcome! It’s a fun world and as others have stated, “Guards! Guards!” Is a great jumping in point as well.

When I was in the military, two officers got caught fucking in a stairwell. They were caught by a security camera while attending training. They were both married and not to each other.

Did he get mad at you for it?

I would start with The Color of Magic, I’m currently reading them in chronological order of release, but certain books cover certain main characters. Small Gods is probably another great place to start. But if you want a more instructive set of reading directions:

Most people prefer sub series.

https://www.discworldemporium.com/reading-order/

Think of your favorite video game or hobby, do you have to remember each movement and action? Driving is like that, eventually it’s just an extension of your ability to move about.

I bet it’d take one DnD session, night of drinking, or playing games over discord to find a hundred reasons you’re loveable. Lemme know if you ever want to game!

Basically most Terry Pratchett books really. Some will take more than a day, but it’s like a mix of Lord of the Rings and Monty Python. Whimsical and silly with some good moments that make you think.

Same, RIF was my jam man. Sure, there are fewer comments and interactions here, but I also check it much less frequently and get similar quality of content. Hell, we even have repost bots now!

Black Sabbath, War Pigs.

The instrumental build up and the depressing message are absolutely brutal and an amazing glimpse into heavy metal’s origin.

“Guys under 6”, swipe left. My six children are my world."