Going up to strangers and saying “help I lost a nail” then holding this up

Going for the whole thing, eh?
Not even just the “symbol version”. I don’t like long nails but one has to appreciate the artistry here.

this is gloss

I’m at a loss for words

I am sorry, I thought they were tampons.

Eyerolling aside, that is actually damn fine work.

For when you really want to get all the nooks and crannies when wiping your ass.

yuck

Can you floss with those nails?

For God’s sake… Take care of your damn hands! How can you actually be so extremely abnormal. Gross, disgusting, insane