The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 5 months agoPossible marriage material?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1170
arrow-up1170imagePossible marriage material?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoDump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 months agoI don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.
Dump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
I don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.