You have been found wanting by the intergalactic tribunal for: cultural crimes of language. Meet at the halls of eternity for judgement, which may result in possible expungement from time and space in it’s entirety.
Be advised that if you are to be expunged, your peroginy will be spared through temporal genetic recultivation to recreate their bodies, their original brain chemistry will be modified according to expungement protocols, which will then be transferred to the new hosts.
Sincerely, The Intergalactic Tribunal.
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Globnorb’s Glob Orbs: your soul will never go hungry again…
And now, back to The Hypnotoad Comedy Glory Hour sponsored by The Space Pope
Lol. Cute.
Terrible! I love it.
