Kid: I forgot.
Me: You need to work on remembering things a bit better.
Kid: Well somebody told me that as you get older you can’t remember things as well.
Me: Not at 7 years old!
Kid: Well maybe you told me and you just don’t remember.

My kid just added ‘ugh’ to their vocabulary, as teenagers do. It’s amusing coming from an 8 year old.

Pancakes?? Yell when they’re ready, and we’ll run over like hares and devour them like lions!

2 year old taking a big drink of milk. “Tastes like ahhhh”

6yo in the shower: Mom, for some reason when I twist my nipples I fart.

Wife: that’s wonderful dear.

6yo in the shower: now I can fart whenever I want.