So THAT’s why Minecraft is so popular

Little kids are ideal for tying a rope around the waist and lowering them into chimneys with a brush. Tell your friends.

This is what 5G is programming into soft young untinfoiled brains.

We must first back, plug our younglings into dial-up only.

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s down the mine you go.

Not toilet trained, and no wages gained!

Hihohiho hi ho, hi ho, it’s back down the hole you’ll go.

Now swing that pick you little di-

I think that’s enough Disney today