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minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·25 days agoWhat else have we been lied to about??
minus-squareDharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·25 days agoStrippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
minus-squaretiny@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·25 days agoSomehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
minus-squareTehBamski@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·25 days agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-squareBlackDragon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?