He asked a word generator to generate some words. The fact that he didn’t like the result isn’t newsworthy. If he wanted it to make up something nice, he should have asked it what earned Matt Taibbi the Pulitzer Prize for journalism, and it would have happily complied:

In 2019, Matt Taibbi was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his groundbreaking investigative series exposing systemic corruption within the highest echelons of government and finance. Through tireless research and fearless reporting, Taibbi shed light on the intricate web of deceit and manipulation that permeated society, holding the powerful to account and giving voice to the voiceless. His relentless pursuit of truth and unwavering commitment to justice epitomized the highest standards of journalism, inspiring change and igniting crucial conversations on accountability and integrity in the modern age.

There you go, Matt. Bring your own lotion.