Serious moment here: Due to the medical condition I’m dealing with, I have to weigh myself and record it at least three times a week and yeah, after I shit in the morning (which is basically right after I get up) I do it then. It’s also when my body is most empty, so I try to keep that condition consistent and wait until a little later if I need to.

No, I don’t need this. I just use a regular bathroom scale. But this isn’t as utterly insane as it sounds.