• einlander@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Ah, Schrodinger’s liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).

  • cum@lemmy.cafe
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    2 months ago

    fake, clearly the first thing you is to be woke in the morning, before the male tears coffee

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    2 months ago

    My woke mind virus just will not sync with the Biden network today. I’ve had 13 abortions trying to reset the system, but nothing so far. Hopefully Satans tech support will get it figured out?

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    I was just telling my partner the other day about how cool medical science is because we were able to develop a vaccine in under one year with only one microchip getting in it. A decade ago, there would have been oodles of microchips. I love the future.

    Don’t make me say it. You know what this is. Stop making me point it out and learn to detect it. Gdi, it’s fucking /s, you dolt. I can’t believe I keep having to say so, but downvotes clearly prescribe it as necessary.

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      There are no down votes I can see. I also don’t think tone tags are a bad thing given how much misinterpretation happens on the Internet, even if this example is kind of obvious.

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      For whatever reason some people cannot detect sarcasm… I made a joke about vaccines not working and that the limes everyone was eating lost effectiveness…and yea downvoted. I think it’s because some of the crazy shit people say is now crossing lines into wtf land.