Adult? Well… that’s Uncle Charlie. He smokes a lot of some funny smelling tobacco, but he’s cool! He knows a lot of things like how to fix cars, how to collect baseball cards, how the government is spying on everyone, how to get lucky with the ladies, and he helps us with our math homework. He also says our neighbors are “commies” but I’m pretty sure their name is “Connor”. Right now he works at the meat packing plant, but he plans on going into management (whatever that is) once the right opportunity comes along. He says the secret to his success is growing a real thick mustache. Really, more of a big brother, yanno?