Is this saying that tossing salad causes or prevents ass-cancer?
Causes
Why is it that everything that is fun kills you?
I mean, there’s a lot of stuff that isn’t fun that kills you too.
Why is it that everything kills you
I wish I was never born with this weak ass homeostasis
But not everything that kills you is fun
I am going to laugh so goddamn hard if this turns out to be true
This is why we can’t have nice things
So you’re telling me all those “we eat ass now” memes from a few years ago were also Russian propaganda aimed at increasing rates of cancer?
But Japan also has crazy high rates of stomach and intestinal cancers, is that rimjob related?
Just had a patient that had that bacteria in their blood. Weird one.
Did it cause Sepsis?
Yes very much so
