BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 天前What other great opening lines do you know?.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square247linkfedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down19
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minus-squareSTUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·9 天前I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. First, I visited my wife’s grave. Then, I joined the army. John Scalzi, Old Man’s War
minus-squaresunbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 天前Ah damn how did I forget this one?! One of my absolute favorite books! I ugly laughed a lot when I read it the first time.
minus-squareOne of Many@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·8 天前“Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.” -John Scalzi, The Android’s Dream
I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. First, I visited my wife’s grave. Then, I joined the army.
Ah damn how did I forget this one?! One of my absolute favorite books!
I ugly laughed a lot when I read it the first time.
“Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.”
-John Scalzi, The Android’s Dream