I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.
Is there anything else?
I can’t imagine that you can get out of bed without waking your wife if your smartwatch vibrating wakes her up.
If your wife is such a light sleeper that a vibrating watch is waking her perhaps sleeping in a separate room when you need to wake up at a certain time would work?
Separate rooms is definitely not an option. It’s not so much super light sleeper just she is nursing and I’d like to get a workout in before everyone else wakes. If I wake the kids we’re all screwed if I wake her I ruin what peace she gets.
Sounds like you need to change the time you do the workout.
Why because my two options are don’t get up early or sleep separately?
Because it sounds like she’s sacrificing a lot to nurse a new baby, so maybe you could sacrifice a little bit for her so she can get at least a bit of sleep.
Maybe mind your own business and stop making presumptions about my family life you self righteous prick.
I want to wake an hour before everyone to do some exercising so I’m not eating into the family time. The time would otherwise be spent sleeping like everyone else.
I honestly can’t believe the audacity of your reply.
“Mind your own business on a public forum where I chose to disclose information!” How rich.
It’s based on absolutely no information that I provided, just your apparent want for feeling superior.
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Realistically, your wife is your partner and some sacrifices need to be made. If she can’t sleep through a watch, she should consider earplugs or just deal. I’m sure you silence it and leave the room ASAP so, that’s just life of sharing a room with a spouse.
Edit like literally millions of spouses have tolerated their other rising before them, it’s a normal part of the deal
Put the watch around your balls.
Or even better, just get a vibrating cock ring.
