Wait, is sword a euphemism for penis in this book?
A lot of people keep asking me questions that are answered by the cover of my book…
It says right there. Like three times. Which isn’t suspicious at all.
No! Absolutely not! Down boy! Bad doggy!
I’m not seeing it.
Have you never heard of a “sword fight” ?
Wait… is this a real physical book? I’ve had this picture for awhile but I thought it was one of those “your childhood ruined” type deals:
The cover art is real, but the words have been changed. The real book is The Sword of Bheleu.
That shows a different cover, this is the cover that was modified
tips cap Much obliged!
It’s definitely not a real physical book. The author’s name is not real and I’m pretty sure it’s an anagram of something involving ‘penis,’ just looking at it, but I don’t feel like figuring that out. Someone else is welcome to.
Halt! Mr Penis, sir.
That’s the best I’ve got.
I guess Mr Lit Penis Rash works too but it’s a bit more nonsensical.
You know what they say, everything is a p- I mean, an anagram if you’re brave enough
Challenge accepted.
I loved those great illustrated classics.
Still tricking me into believing I read stuff like black beauty or count of Monte cristo
Unsheathing that bad mamajamma requires at least two hands. Small hands, though. For the picture.
