Unsheathing that bad mamajamma requires at least two hands. Small hands, though. For the picture.
Unsheathing that bad mamajamma requires at least two hands. Small hands, though. For the picture.
Keeping the ole sphincter clinched requires an immense of amount of energy and focus. Definitely distracting.
Gockdang this shart made me laugh more than I wish it had.
Huh? What’s that? Anyway, happy new year buddy!
Would it be more accurate to call those bombs “farm fresh” rather than “homemade”?
That res will allow you to see all the shit on TV peoples face - pores, scars, liver spots, 3 mm of make up, semen, etc.
The quality of the meats confirms this thought.
Forcing the scapular so amazingly together ?
Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.
Answer: not enough. Sub-sub-thought: of those people, how many open the door at 0:01 to avoid the bell?
Clearly Santa knows science to be able to visit all of those houses, hauling that massive load, all in one night.
What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?
It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.
But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.
Working for those extra lives and using cheat codes when ever possible.
More than skin, you need meat. Red meat.
How about every fucking World Series there bucko? Nice try!
Not gonna lie, sweet kicks and shades after graduation.
Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo
Duct tape, of course!