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15 hours agoHow long before you can’t get a ride anywhere in Massachusetts?
How long before you can’t get a ride anywhere in Massachusetts?
Don’t hold any doo. 💩
Hopefully he can garnish her wages for a few decades.
I was pretty amused by
He immediately noticed a ‘wet’ sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. Looking down, he observed several loops of pink bowel protruding from his recent surgical site.
It hurts mine too.
If you don’t test positive for it, you don’t have it. Everyone knows those tests give you Covid and lead poisoning and microchips. They also make the frogs gay and I’m pretty sure that’s why I’ve been sucking so much dick lately.
Got longer fuses, duh.