American chocolate is inferior in all ways but one - our Kit Kats aren’t Nestle.
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AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.world•The struggle is realEnglish3·3 days agoI started a new job a few months ago. It’s more physically active than my last one, but several days a week we’ve got good donuts in the breakroom, and almost always have meh donuts. And lots of free cheesecake to take home.
… I’m just glad I haven’t gained weight.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•As US troops left Iraq, their combat gear went to police3·4 days agoIt wasn’t widespread, but I’ve been in gas stations in Florida that sold firearms.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Bots everywhere or am I losing it?1·5 days agoWell, if we’re living in a simulation we’re all bots lol
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•How we modify the weather5·8 days agoThat’s not going to help. Atrazine is the pollutant that’s allegedly “turning the freaking frogs gay” and instead of pushing for, you know, not polluting our drinking water, it was spun as a thing liberals were doing for the gay agenda rather than big ag not giving a shit about anything other than profits.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Trump announces 50% tariff on Brazil over Bolsonaro trial, 'unfair' tradeEnglish11·8 days agoWhy should any American not want a country to criminally prosecutes their corrupt former leader
Because we don’t criminally prosecute our corrupt former leaders, we re-elect them.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol4·8 days agoHackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.
But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.
My roommate has a tuxedo cat. She’s also the clingiest, most shameless cat I’ve ever met. She’ll flop down right in front of you begging for belly rubs.
I wonder what happens if you rehydrate evaporated milk with milk?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•How dare they wrong our queen, Bugs Bunny, like that!31·10 days agoCheck out their comment history. And I didn’t bother seeing what they said in all those removed comments either.
Edit: I’m not the one who censored this, lol
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Bello Bear Episode 80 “Sleep Like a Bubba”2·13 days agoOne sock?
We’ve done some wild things to pigeons
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days:13·13 days agoDid you have one for Kissinger?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hmmm who could it possibly be?3·13 days agoMy favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Anyone who doesn't support the Trans Agenda(tm) is a fucking psychopath5·13 days agohttps://www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-moderate-case-against-trans-youth
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-moderate-case-against-transgender
I should not have had to suffer through the first, wrong, puberty. I’m left with permanent scars, both physical and psychological, as a result. I’m not coming back to debate people who think thousands of trans kids should suffer the same way I did because one or two cis kids could be hurt. I damn near didn’t survive and a lot of trans kids don’t. Just dropping these links, I will not debate.
Yeah but it’s not Nestle!