dont move at all. get comfy, then stop moving. dont even scratch a slight itch

most people will forget something that was already posted. 2 of my most liked posts are me posting the same song a month apart and no one realised it (not even me until i checked 😂)

i called in when my truck broke down and said “its all fucked up…er messed up i mean”

my boss said everybody laughed at the call in 😂

hey fuck you buddy why no banana?

i always think about that when im staring at my plate full of fallen ingredients. i never remember when i have my next taco

capitalism has its penis in every music genre not just country or rap

welp say goodbye to all rock music then. no more led zeppelin. james brown is gone too from the funk side. actually quite a lot of genres are gone now because of this wish. thanks a lot

i listen to that all year

can i get this for my phone?

are you a recruiter?

yes

thats so epic

paid or unpaid i dont really care free week of not working pays for itself 😂

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a guy mixed the wrong chemicals and work shut down for a week. of course that happened before i was hired and hasnt happened since. everyday i pray someone did that and shuts down work for a week so i get a free week off

finally got around to downloading trout mask replica. for the longest time i had bought it but only downloaded it onto my computer. now its finally on my phone

Thor 1. i thought it was great. very shakespearian

it was kongregate i believe until that site got basically shut down

its still up and running, but the forums are gone and the chat rooms are gone

the hamster launching one? i still play that

when the newsroom premiered 😂