The only good thing about Fahrenheit is that 69 degrees (20.5 C) is a nice temperature.

The Elephant getting drunk bit is a bit sus

They’d have to eat a massive amount to get drunk.

One of my professors wrote the textbook we were using. Before the first day of class, he sent out a greeting email. Attached to that email was a .PDF of the textbook. Hell yeah.

“Caaaarl! That kills people!”