Sorry, if I come up to you and kiss you. Just know it’s solely for my pleasure.
Grab 'em by the pussy, eh, Francis?
Sorry, if I come up to you and kiss you. Just know it’s solely for my pleasure.
Grab 'em by the pussy, eh, Francis?
See, all the really open minded citizens in America were just so happy when the country elected a black guy as president that they just had to go out and share that joy with the rest of the world!
Hello, fellow Carlin-ist.
MY personal favorite:
“Oh! Fuck me, Christ!”
Elected on Friday. Sworn in on Saturday. Assassinated on Sunday.
I’m really glad that’s there’s still happy people in this world that can share a little of their happiness. This was awesome! Good way to start a day. Probably the high point…
Can relate. 2016 was 1,905,216 years ago. August 1 was 10,573 years ago.
…excuse me, i don’t know where that came from…!
My running rule (that i ALWAYS ignore) is to never zoom in on ai faces. It’s horrifying.
This is somehow less terrifying than AI generated human faces.
The blue(and green) beetle LIVES!
You said it better than i ever could. Starting at Jurassic Park, and going all the way to The Wheel of Time, just keep Hollywood away from my literature!
You are a true connoisseur.
I read this in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
🎵 Duff beer food for me
Duff beer food for you
I’ll eat some Duff!
You eat some too! 🎶
Beat me to it, ya beautiful bastard.
I’ll do you one better: why is updog?
“Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza, dude.”
The Carlinist club has no member status in the America club, unfortunately.