Shrimp has no tail

Meanwhile, desktop environment users:

You got any more of them pixels?

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I did not see your comment before I posted my own spelling corrections, you beat me to it

I am not going to crucify you.

I will hang you on a comma!

Or in this case, on the robot’s bad spelling.

ARCH LINUK
ELEMENTART OS
POPI. OS
KALLILINUX

Upvoted solely for “Mac with Meningitis”

This is sorta Far-Side-y, how it makes you think, with an absurd situation and no dialogue

Drop a train on em!

If you don’t care about extensions, try some of those “DE default” browsers that never seem to be actual defaults. The ones like GNOME Web, Falkon, Konqueror, Midori (it was the default on one XFCE system once).

Sweet, I’ve always wanted to fry eggs on my CPU!

NEED THERAPY THERAPY ADVERTISING CAUSES NEED

(System of a Down - Chic ‘n’ Stu)

Matches contain sulfur and phosphorus, burning them releases oxides into the air. Sulfur trioxide reacts with water to produce sulfuric acid. You must have sensitive detection for hazardous chemicals.

Is that a Mudwing?

I think OpenShell is alive, it’s a fork of Classic Shell

Now that is dumb, way dumber than “blacklist/whitelist”, “master/slave controllers”. You could make it gender-neutral without even changing the acronym!

Man in the middle --> Monkey in the middle, Moron in the middle, Maggot in the middle, etc

If you want to be bureaucratic, you could just say “Attacker in the middle”.

The new term is more obscure and less specific, since it does not have the “middle” component.

“X in the middle” = there’s something between two points, in the middle of them.

WTF does “on path” mean? Something is on a path?

Any etymology derived from an acronym is probably false.

“News” - supposedly from “Notable Events, Weather, Sports” or “North, East, West, South” but that’s false, it’s actually the plural of “new” and it means “new things” or “recent events”.

“Posh” - supposedly from “Port Out, Starboard Home”, which refers to a rich person on a ship who always wants to be on the shady side, but that’s false, the true origin is unknown but it probably comes from the Romani word “posh” which means half.

“Fuck” - supposedly from “Fornicating Under Consent of King” or “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”, but that’s false, it’s actually from Proto-Germanic “fukkōną”, which means “to bang, hit, have sex”.

“Shit” - supposedly from “Ship High In Transit”, which was supposedly a sign posted on ships that transported manure, but that’s false, it’s actually from Proto-Germanic “skītan”, which means “to defecate, excrete”.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, so I just infodumped as a preemptive measure.

Fisher-Price actually has solidity to it. I’d take that over these pseudomagical plastic sticky notes.

People called Windows XP “Fisher-Price”!

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