People are cool and hot but bodies are cold or warm

Some classes were more… normal than others ours was possibly the worst. They figured out it would be a fun idea to put delinquent misfits and mildly intellectually challenged and like 3 average students together into one class and call it integration or smh.

It went about as well as any sane person could expect. The troubled ones terrorised the hell out of the challenged ones. It was like fallout vault experiment.

This class sucked so much that they tried to enroll me into some math competition contest because no one else could do basic stuff or gave a fuck.

I mean I remember doing this as far as I can remember even before the World Wide Web. Funnily I got little healthier when I discovered Reddit.

My real life teenage company was definitely this of depressed rebellion sinking in litres of vodka and drugs every other day.

Reddit made me see better people than the shit company of assholes and total cunts from this eastern block post soviet brutalist architecture neighbourhood.

This is how my primary and middle school looked like

Does that look like a fucking happy place?

It was purposefully typed in this way to hopefully better convey the sense of scale and achieve the impossible task of imagining such monstrous sizes. I wanted the reader to feel certain emotion.

Now imagine there are galaxies of galaxies containing as many galaxies as there are stars in the galaxy.
Keep in mind the astonishing distances between galaxies.
Remember the original astonishing distance between stars that is nothing compared to distance between galaxies that is again nothing compared to the distance between galaxy clusters.

Now, multiverse theory.

Should you like apples or bananas? You should like the color red. Let others choose everything for you and soon you will wake up imprisoned.

I mean they are literally Mao Zedong figures with rainbow clothes it’s fucking bizzare. I never expected to see gay Chinese communists and queer soviets hence for me it’s like a trip

I only had similar feeling when seeing dark skinned Polish aryans neonazis, the clash of history is just too funny or at least it would be if it was a stand up comedy and they didn’t want to kill me on sight, just like the hexbears for that matter

In any case as long as you pretend to be one of em it’s always super nice, cult like, sisterhood but they have cute tendency for wanting to kill you immediately after you reveal yourself

It’s the kind of place you go when you are bored out of your mind, online and want to see some circus shit going on without being sprinkled in toxic dung

It’s horrible but stomachable and you get to see very special people you didn’t know exist. A living cautionary tale of going too far

If I put a condom on my head it would be to protect myself from transmission of your idiocy

I feel you, I never was in your situation but I can imagine it must be terrible and hope it changes

That’s very crude response I think they need kind of commiseration and empathy hence posting here. Like seriously

Half science half click bait, completely awesome

If I would say what I think I’d be banned for 6 months but generally could you please take your mitochondria on an indefinite vacation?

I don’t think it is useful to ask this sort of stuff on the web. Like what do you expect? Attention? Validation? Lemmy you are lucky but on Reddit you would be eaten alive and stuck in some self loathing limbo if you already have low enough self esteem to seek confirmation on forum.

The whole premise of seeking confirmation from strangers if you are normal or not is flawed.

What doesn’t suck about gen z? It’s just that the later born the more microplastics and the greater suckery from fucked up grey matter

Finally time for my adhd to shine, I can do so many things but suck at all of em

No, no this is the part of Christianity where we convert heretics. With heavy automatic weaponry

Pet is such a reductive way to describe living, feeling creature sharing your household.

If you have lots of pets you don’t live in a pet palace, no. You live in a fucking zoo.

I will answer some questions with my old account using gpt 4 to poison the data.

If you want to poison SO a little at the same time providing valid answers that help users, use outlook.com email domain for new accounts. It seems to not have anti throwaway countermeasures while being accepted by SO. And it seems fitting to bash the corporate with the corporate.

I am thinking more in the vein of piracy or hacking not some business stuffs