Coral? I always assumed that was a tree and it means “hazardous to the environment”

SMH my head, so now she’s doing irish face? Potato face? No wait, now I’m being racist

You sure about that? I found this graph [Source] for population of farm based horses.

They only look at US based horses, but according to World Population Review the US are the top owners of horses, having 18% of them

Beautiful. Do you have a recipe?

When he said ge was going to fight cancer, I wasn’t sure what to expect

But when he returned with its giant claws trophies, I couldn’t help but be impressed

Based on the discoloration I’d reckon material fatigue. Was the copper it’s made of of really shitty quality?

Heros: “We did it, we finally killed the evil bad guy”

The evil bad guy’s 12 best friends:

There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

I wonder what the etymological roots of the word they use un northern Africa are

The title is somewhat ambiguous on weather the daughter also lives in France, so I’m assuming she still lives in her original, non-French speaking country but just talks to you in French now

Every single time I’ve thrown out a big box, I’ve ended up regretting it

Just get an unbirthing fetish and then do that in reverse

What the fuck?

Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things

Regular doesn’t mean often. It could be regular by evolutionary standard, in which case the next reminder should come when we’ve evolved into crabs

Nah, I can imagine half a planck length

Well, they also have 70% of the earths surface while trees only have 30%

Bring them back

Huh, seems like death via sodomy has fallen out of fashion as the millennium drags on