Don’t ruin your own experience because someone else is enjoying it differently than you like to

So, she was pronounced dead at end of day Tuesday, that’s still like a day and a half of normal working hours where no one noticed. The fact that it happened over a weekend makes it less bad, but that still means cleaning, security, her supervisor, and her coworkers all went a full working day around her body without any interactions with her. I think it’s okay to say a failure happened here, and that they should be reevaluating some procedures

You know some dipshit in upper management saw the report that she hadn’t badged in for two workdays (the article says her last badge in was on a Friday), and was going to discipline her before checking on her work, or checking on her.

Over 463,000 voters on the suspense list

So, about half a million valid voters

Yeah, this sounds like a good prank: it messes with their muscle memory, but it’s otherwise harmless

I love that no one suspects that someone going by Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart might, secretly, be doing a bit.