Chorley you can’t be serious.

Sorry I couldn’t resist. Bargain!

So not only do I get to be sad I don’t live any of those places, I am also sad I can’t afford to live any of those places.

Well… maybe sterling…

I feel like it’s only fair to confirm this science with my own personal study.

Never seen that, but while walking the dog people sometimes kick the ball over towards you accidently and expect you to kick it back to them. Then the fear sets in…

“Cancel button does not reset your toast back to bread.”

I am so bad at thinking of things to tell people to get me. But this year everyone is chipping in a little bit and getting me a cheap build your own bass guitar kit. It’s going to sound terrible but hey… at least might be a bit fun.