Depends: will the trains run on time?

Bugs are more essential to a healthy environment than humans ever will be

as you can see, the patient is currently existing in a quantum state that is neither living nor dead

rock salt is salt flavored

Infinite 9/11s on the first world

Wow, that’s so funny. I love fascism

Staying hydrated does increase athletic performance though

Behold, flour infused bread

Wtf dude that’s such a creepy thing to say

Ok grok, give my boss big badonkadonks

I’d be willing to bet on a few of his categories if he thinks all queer people are sexual deviants

They’re actually just gonna call us the slurs that already exist because that’s what they’re trained on

The database they actually use:

Na, I don’t think so

Same thing

I’m an eepy girl, alright?

Edited.

Oh, yeah. Rip

NATO is violating a deal they arranged with russia to not expand their influence to countries in the Russian sphere of influence. Allowing Ukraine to become a part of the NATO poses a significant security risk for Russian sovereignty and National security. Even as things stand now, Ukraine was capable of briefly pushing into Russian lands and raising havoc. If they were a part of the NATO they would’ve been capable of doing much more damage. A country at war is not allowed to join the NATO, as it would force all the other countries in it into its mess.

The western world remains the enemy of Russia, even after the fall of the Soviet Union.

This just means they’re gonna put all the responsibilities onto the US for all the atrocious stuff that ends up being discovered.