I’m from the Northeast and this shit is a sport. If you don’t play along, you get a double dose.

He moved his office to Germany. The number is 99-999-9999

Seconds already? (Zohan)

D Madness has entered the chat.

How about if I replace a laugh for a “fuck outta he-ah”, look away to the side, look back with a smirk, cross my arms and tilt my head to the side and wrap it up with a “you mothah fucka you!”?

That’s actually snot his name. It’s Booger. Snot is his nickname.

Where Astronomy and Astrology converge.

That’s actually pretty good.

Is Michelangelo wearing a Rolex?

Are you sure?

Username checks out.

Could be the only things you can trust.

Also sad: every Disney protagonist.

Doctors? You mean dentists?

Nice try Ai Spy boy.

You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.

I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.

I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s

Sweet