No way, you’d be the best one for the wedding dress 😂💜😂💜

Oooh, nice!

You mean there’s hope it’ll stop?

My hair starts to get oily! Bodies are so gross 😂

No scary movies are scary. I stopped going to see them in theater a couple decades ago bc my laughing so much was pissing ppl off.

I do recommend Grateful Lizard’s Club Dread tho.

I know this. I only shower and change my clothes once a week. And shockingly, I’m not homeless. I just don’t have a very gooey body at age 43. Could never have gotten away with this in my 20s. But hey, I’m saving the rest of you a lot of freshwater resources, and those are pretty precious rn with the ground water tables emptying out, droughts, and AI data center stupidity all due to the Holocene.

Agreed. I don’t like any cartoons tho. Except XKCD, The Land Before Time, and The Lion King. Anime freaks me out on an existential level, and I’ve never gotten along with a single person who loves it for personality clash reasons so it serves as a bellwether for me.

I think the community’s funny lol

Small works better for those with cervical insufficiency, and less girth works for those with pain. Just depends on the needs of the partner

Am getting tired of using AI already lol - I tried using it for months to formalize my thoughts bc the type of brain damage I have makes it difficult to communicate with ppl and I’m always looking for new tools to smooth the way I write and speak, but it’s coded to be so deferential and ass-kissy it makes me nauseous and disgusted. Like, stop it, I’m not looking for a slave, if I was I’d go to Craigslist 😂 I hope they change the deferential stuff bc it seems like some ppl will start thinking that’s how humans should interact with them too and when they don’t they’ll have a Big Cry

Woohooo!!!

I would totally use it!

I mean, accurate, but I’d love to know how they came up with that description, what kinds of thoughts are whirling around in that head that that’s what they automatically grab for 😂💜

Well from reading the 2 comments here so far now I have 2 answers: Moose jerky (size of animal), and for volume of food, in college I out-ate 3 big guys combined at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. Yay, stretchy Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome stomach 😂

There was a site I found in '98 or '99 that showed a crap graphics bubble wrap sheet and you could click them all and hear popping sounds!

Me too, but less so than having bugs crawl out my nose and my gut exploding from bacteria 😂

Cremated

When I gained a ton of weight when my thyroid acted up I got so big so fast I didn’t know the boundaries of my own body anymore, like a growing child. I was always turning around and smacking my boobs into doorways and walls - I laugh now, but it hurt 😂

Plus, they hurt for no good reason all the time anyways, hormones ig.

They really just get in the way

“You’re doing it.”

That’s what my Grappa said whenever I told him my plans, and I keep it in mind when other people tell me their crazy plans so I don’t get as worried

Your vegetables are always a little too ripe, or your burger bun is always a little soggy