https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=90th_Missile_Wing_LGM-30_Minuteman_Missile_Launch_Sites&wprov=rarw1

Pretty sure these are still active. I’ve driven by some of them.

As much as I would love Colorado to depart the insanity, it will never happen. A ton of the nuclear ICBMs are here and it’s not like Washington will give that up.

This is perfect, because I vaguely remember the Virginia signs reading, “ speed enforced by aircraft.”

Same

I could hear every line in this gif.

It’s very dark, but also really dang good.