I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

mmmm, no, very mammalian

Art of the deal!

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Yes

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

The medicine is thalidomide

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

Lets go pancakes at 8pm

Just as the good Lord intended

Breakfast foods are some of my favorite comfort foods, but definitely not something you eat for nutrition or anything, save maybe an omelette.

Shrimp photoreceptor situation is crazy

I feel like if Watergate happened half the country and most of Congress would find some way of justifying it and no one would even remember it happened a week later because something else equally insane would come up.

I’m not sure what I’m looking at

Damn they were so close to being a functioning democracy

JK lol I’m American