Nice

I knew it!

I looked that up. You can change the double press on the tile from SOS to ring my phone. That’s pretty cool.

Good plan. I’m on board with this plan!

Oh, I see what you mean. I suppose I could borrow someone’s phone.

That’s a good idea, just get a cheapo phone.

My account information

I just thought of the library idea just before I clicked on this. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that before.

I figured as much. I was hoping there was a workaround like I could call Apple or something.

Well that’s reassuring. Are we going down or not. " I don’t know ".

Are shower thoughts supposed to be serious? I don’t know the culture in this sub yet.

Which stands for Totally Lacking Content

It’s only anecdotal, but it seems to me whenever the cops show up it gets worse.

We have freedom of religion. You can be any kind of Christian you want.

Yes, they have people I don’t know trying to sell me things I don’t want and can’t afford just so some bigwig could buy a second yacht.

That’s odd, I didn’t know that.

Which reminds me. Reality TV isn’t real.

USA cable crap

I used to have a TiVo

So I’m supposed to know about an article that was written a decade ago. It’s a joke, relax.