Mayor Poopington

Not just the Turkmen, but the Turkwomen and Turkchildren too!

Nonstop Nut November?

I was asleep, so no I didn’t notice

O shit id totally sign over my soul

Well duh, how was he supposed to get flight hours in the year 20

i bet i could cheers tony

A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.

Cocaine definitely. Downside of the stripper salt is its a fairly short lived high and the comedown always results in a headache for me so gotta keep doing it to go the night.

Seriously not enough rye ipas around

Redwood Empire makes some good shit

Oh of course they do. Just don’t get caught selling it

Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

I keep seeing these memes, but now I really want to know. How strapped are the femboys?

Lost my teeth pullin a stump