Sometimes it helps if you remind yourself that criticizing a group they don’t belong to fills some peoples need to feel more powerful. For me adjusting my bad parking is just perfectionism or OCD. I even edit most of my comments after posting LOL.

we hrd u lik fredum so we freed u frm votg

Know what’s real? Stupid pointless troll posts.

LOL I’ve done this many times. It’s a matter of pride. I don’t want people to be like, did a cat park this?

Playing devil’s advocate, this could be sidestepping the issue, because the honey is only an unintended side effect from your friend’s POV, not the bee’s.

Zoidberg once heard Fry say blood was thicker than water and wrote down: “Blood…thicker!”

I remember fearing high school kids. I wasn’t even sure how old they were, just that high school was a jungle and any kid who went to high school was dangerous.

Used to be a rule of thumb that the lower limit for dating was half your age + 7. Dunno if that’s still a thing.

“Before the dawn of the millennium, when the Earth was young.”

Doesn’t seem to me like you did anything serious enough to be banned from a whole platform, but moderators and administrators are individuals and some of them can’t be objective when something presses their person hot buttons. If a right-wing Christian claimed abortion was Sexual Assault, that obviously would not automatically make abortion an off-limits topic, but I can imagine a moderator thinking differently. I agree with your response that nobody was being forced into anything, but using loaded words like “woke” is a good way to get yourself labeled by someone who thinks in memes.

Frequent thrift shopper, I’ve noticed prices going so high I wonder if they know what “thrift store” means anymore.