I read the entire article incredibly confused because I thought it said immortality

We are indebted to law enforcement across the state, who has worked seamlessly together: local law enforcement, state law enforcement, and our federal partners with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We’re grateful for everyone who worked together in such a short amount of time to find this person and to bring justice.

https://theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657/

You are balding inside

That would be 3

Vlad the Impaler made this

I unknowingly bought a pack of 7 hotdogs the other day. Straight up thought I lost a hot dog.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING, IT’S STRESSFUL

It’s dukie diarrhea, that’s why wet call it slop.

A true shitpost™ requires effort, effort and fiber.

Not if Smacky gets to them

I like to narrow it down to 2 choices and ask which they prefer

Need that juicy drip

The ear clipping is basic TNR protocol. The signal to not gank a street cat is typically a collar.

Someday, you too will be Freddie’s whore

Sphere of Infinite Horny Pondering

My rule of thumb is that I’ll watch dubs of anime that aren’t purely Japanese.

Fullmetal metal alchemist, ranking is kings, attack on titan, jojo, gurren lagann, Gundam, most isekai, I’d be happy to watch in dub.

Demon slayer, jujutsu kaisen, kaiju #8, hajime no Ippo, all blatantly Japanese settings that would throw me off watching the dub so I stuck to the subs.

I buy physical because I love the box art and having the game on an actual cartridge. The switch 2 version ruins both of those so I won’t be buying it.

The switch version won’t let me upgrade. So I won’t be buying it.

Lemmy taught me that if you try to cancel, they’ll offer you ms sans-ai. Save 3 whole bucks too.