Alternatively “POV: you are 35 years old, and bored in an online meeting”

What about people who are intolerant of other people’s culture?

And 20,000 tons of crude oil.

There is nothing out there - all there is is sea, and birds, and fish.

No, outside the environment.

Into another environment?

Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

You mean the Groom of the Stool ?

There’s nothin Nietche

Couldn’t teach’ ye

Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates himself

was permanently pissed.

THIS! IS! GREENLAND!!!

You could have divided and wrapped it around your fists, like a boxer, but you’d probably end up with too much time on your hands