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Trick question. Ted Cruz only sheds once per political cycle.
Trick question. Ted Cruz only sheds once per political cycle.
Anymore. We banned it.
Right! Let’s microwave all our food and drink in plastic! No harm when all the BPA and garbage leaches into it.
“Plastic in every testicle they tested…” once again comes to mind!
Honestly, the government should assume ownership of towers and reclaim all spectrum licenses. There we go. All networks are now equal. No exclusive bands. Compete on price or perish.
They start em real young with smile juice and candy.
I’d be questioning the unique selective pressures that caused the hundred acre wood to produce sentient stuffing filled animals.
Your pine is starting to apple!
There’s a hole at the bottom of math.
As opposed to a pentapus, which will give you pentapox.
Tensors are easy!
I wish more forms of travel were based solely on bistromathics.
Your fancy decimal/comma swapping sure does make this seem like nothing with extra significant digits.
“Nice data you got there. Be a shame if someone sold that for a premium”
We dine on the rich during month 13.
I had to complain to my school multiple times during highschool like 15 years ago for the same shit. Texas public school. I remember Atheism being blocked for being a cult then, which was just… infuriating as a tiny atheist.
But sir, why are the trees dancing?
Bro, the works cited is the SEO.
Elon? Is that you?
P6/mmm?
** for power?