I heard this works on cops if you are a Freeman of the land.

Wasps are alright by me. If they hitch a ride you just have to wait for them to move on sometimes.

The famously uneditable PDF format.

I’m going to use that next time I need to get out of a heated exchange without losing face.

Is we even sure Geneva hasn’t already been overrun by the Combine?

fr is “fight racism”

But we only buy stuff when it’s on sale, right? Right?

Your face when you gave control of your society to a death panel of Dark Ages clerics who interpret doctrine into law.

Whenever you don’t understand why something has ever been fixed, look for the gravy train.

That’s a helix.

If they’re not flat, how come they always look like a circle?

I’d only consider doing this to follow Simon Phoenix into the future.

These fuckers always somehow miss the memos from their gods about humility, mercy. and mutual respect.

News on Lemmy is US news. Global News channels, conversely, are US news.

What percent proof are the Scotch pancakes?

The meaning of “siege” has gone from sitting outside a castle or town until everyone starves to just about any kind of military action involving a building. Probably partly because the Iran embassy Siege off the 80s was endlessly represented on TV by footage of the SAS breaking the siege by abseiling through the windows.

I genuinely got separation anxiety after taking my last CRT to the tip.

These orcas were bred for one purpose… war!

Next you’ll be telling me that horse stance doesn’t really channel chi from the sky into the Earth.

Many UK universities are also massively reliant on overseas student fees, after decades of being forced to operate as businesses rather than their traditional function of upskilling the workforce, driving innovation and research.