Wow! I wonder why I don’t see Trump “I did that” stickers anywhere. Not really. I know why.

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Forgive me if I’m wrong but isn’t part of the Christian Nationalists crazy view about armagedon is that Israel gets blown up? I think that is part of the plan.

No. I’m an old too. I have the Cyanide and Happiness card game.

That’s how you know an old made this comic.

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It reminds me of a writing prompt that I read. The story was the solar system was made as an experiment to make a super advance race of killers.

Humans finally make it beyond our solar system, but find out everything beyond it was a projection. We see the real universe after it and there are alien races locked in a war. All of our tech, strength, speed, and whatnot are so far advanced that it’s easy to stop the battle. Water is deadly to them. We can breath in space. There is oxygen. Not only that, but humans consume calories with just breathing so we don’t have to eat. Some humans get fat and have to get on breath machines to reduce the calorie intake.

Anyway the alien race you save realized, you are from Earth and get shocked. They thought that experiment ended thousands of years ago. They welcome us as heroes. It doesn’t end that great for most people involved.

I tried to look for it and I can’t find it to link.

I was assuming OP means all those gross out pics/vids, or the death/violent stuff. Those pain olympics were something else, and I couldn’t finish 2 girls 1 cup.

But it is more expensive to be on medication from eating shitty food then it is to eat more fiber and healthy foods. Fermented foods help your gut microbiome like crazy.

At least his death inadvertently brought a pedo to justice…nah still fuck that dude.

Lemmy is being dramatic. Not that it’s impossible, but the US will recall all the recent eas’d active duty members first. It will have to be a drawn out war before they start talking about enstating the draft.

If you haven’t heard about vets getting recalled then the draft isn’t anywhere near close to an idea. Why train new people when you can recall already trained ones?

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LOL. Is this serious? Fuck that’s funny.

You think that Pat Robertson really leg pressed 2000lbs too? Crazy to believe something just because you want it to be. I wish I could do that.

Belly rubs and blood. Did you try slow blinking at him before touching? Maybe he wants you to touch him but is nervous.

You don’t need a million dollars to do nothing. Look at my cousin. He’s broke as hell, don’t do shit.

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It got the name as a play on words. It ain’t your asshole and it ain’t your balls. If you say ‘it ain’t’ fast it sounds like taint.

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